summary of male anime friendships

naruto and sasuke: i hate you so much i hope you die but let me spend the entire series running after you
luffy and zoro: more loyal to each other than your dog is to you
nastu and gray: why are we friends again
killua and gon: don't fucking die or ill beat your ass
kuroko and kagami: partners for life bruh
gareki and nai: i don't like people but you're an exception
suzaku and lelouch: emotional roller coaster
ciel and sebastion: you're fucking annoying but i love you even though i won't admit it
haru and rin: ok im going to kick your ass if you don't swim with/for me
eren and armin: i love you so much please don't die
soul and black star: bro were awesome bro
yoshino and mahiro: everyone makes me angry except you
rin and yukio: were brothers that can't agree for shit
hinata and kageyama: i don't like you but i need you
nine and twelve: fucking boss ass terrorism partners
nezumi and shion: we're dating
yata and fushimi: wtf happened dude


sherlock says he never guesses and then keeps trying to guess john’s middle name over and over